I sleep in a racecar! 
Today at 7:29 am (32 minutes ago)

I sleep in a racecar!


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Today at 7:18 am (44 minutes ago)

The prison book club consists mainly of prisoners…who club me…with books.


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Today at 5:27 am (2 hours ago)

What does that say under your hand, there?


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Today at 5:24 am (2 hours ago)

"Stupid babies need the MOST attention."


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Today at 5:20 am (2 hours ago)

Oh, Shakazaramesh, will you ever learn?


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Today at 5:19 am (2 hours ago)

Ooohh they’re showing the filling now… can they do that?!


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Today at 5:00 am (3 hours ago)

"Who needs money when we got feathers?"


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Today at 4:27 am (3 hours ago)

Yeah right, Lisa, a wonderful, magical animal…


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Today at 4:19 am (3 hours ago)

dailysimpsons: "The Last Temptation of Krust" is the Featured Article on @wikipedia today! http://t.co/bxMEWUQ3


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Today at 3:53 am (4 hours ago)

DON’T YOU HATE PANTS?!


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Today at 3:44 am (4 hours ago)

You pressed "you," referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is "you."


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Today at 2:20 am (5 hours ago)

Need help finding an episode about school


Hey I'm a teacher and for the unit I'm doing I wanted to show an episode of The Simpsons. My friend has pretty much every episode ever made on DVD but she couldn't help me in coming up with one. All I need is an episode that revolves around…

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Today at 1:44 am (6 hours ago)

I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there’s nothing wrong with the Simpson genes.


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Today at 1:05 am (6 hours ago)

Damn Those Scots!


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Yesterday at 10:42 pm

You want me to zink your sniffer?


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Yesterday at 10:42 pm

You want me to zink your sniffer?


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Yesterday at 10:31 pm

"Next in our cavalcade of celebrity mourners, Bob Newhart!" "See, to tell you the truth, I’m… I’m just killing time here. I was waiting for a… Well, a different… Different funeral to start." "I’ll handle it. Bob Newhart, everybody!"


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"Next in our cavalcade of celebrity mourners, Bob Newhart!" "See, to tell you the truth, I’m… I’m just killing time here. I was waiting for a… Well, a different… Different funeral to start." "I’ll handle it. Bob Newhart, everybody!"


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Yesterday at 9:00 pm

Dozens of Lisas staring at you


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Yesterday at 8:30 pm

By hiring me as your attorney, you’ll also recieve this free smoking monkey.


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